"We premiered on Wednesday, October 11, 2006, at 8:00pm and we were an instant hit - like figs for dessert or bringing your guitar out at a party. We were New Coke! We were not a hit. […] Would I still rather have a big, strong Two and a Half Men than our sickly little program? No, I would not, because I love my weird little show.” - Tina Fey.